did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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