Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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