like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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