She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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