That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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