I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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