shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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