omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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