I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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