The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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