he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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