you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
wow bdsm is so cute
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