I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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