My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Couch. On fire.
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