I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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