hotel room ftw
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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