Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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