You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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