guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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