i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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