She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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