hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
third nipple confirmed
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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