I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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