How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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