So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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