I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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