Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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