i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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