under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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