when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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