Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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