Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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