you win again, gameday.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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