what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I smell like Dick and happiness
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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