Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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