We need to rekindle our bromance
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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