ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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