go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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