I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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