they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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