Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
zippers are such a cool invention
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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