i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize
