No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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