If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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