The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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