those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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