Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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