idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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