Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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