I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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