Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Thank you for not boning my boss.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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