I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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