but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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