I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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