Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Randomize
