so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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