I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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